The title of this post (comma excluded) is poached from a lovely little pizza joint in Santa Cruz, California. I often think about the devilish-smile-cracking stories from my Santa Cruz era, a stretch of time very much in my past although the memories remain clear as a glacial lake. I remember eating a slice from said resto, after which my companion declared he would open a bistro next store called
Quiche My Ass. It could have flown, I'm sure, but I believe my friend became a community planner instead. Probably for the best.
Oh pizza, every now and then I just have to have you even if I know you're not super good for me. To keep it somewhat healthy, homemade is the way to go. I don't want to get all sanctimonious about my organic Alberta wheat dough (with fresh herbs from my garden, of course) or the peperoni made at a local ranch--largely because this bad boy is not all local and/or organic but it is where it counts. The flavour is big: This pie cured my rainy day doldrums.
It's usually more about photo than recipes for me, but my flat bread recipe is such a staple that I need to share. Spruce it up however you like. Use as pizza dough or bake as focaccia topped with sea salt, olive oil or whatever else you fancy. So easy.
Ingredients:
- 1 cup warm water
- 1.5 teaspoons dry active yeast
- 1 tsp honey
- 1 tsp fine sea salt
- about 3 - 3.5 cups flour
- a handful of herbs or whatever you crave at the time
- tablespoon olive oil
I use a food processor for this recipe, although you can do it by hand or in a mixer.
In a small vessel, add the yeast to the warm water and let stand for around 5 minutes. Mix in the honey (you might want to heat it first) until completely blended. If using a food processor, use the dough blade. Add all of the dry ingredients to the bowl and start to blend. Slowly add water/yeast mixture until the dough forms a ball that rolls around the bowl (you may need more or less liquid depending on your flour). Allow the dough ball to knead for a minute or two in the bowl; turn out onto a floured surface. Knead by hand until smooth and elastic (for a few minutes). Grease a medium-sized bowl with olive oil and drop in the dough ball; cover and let rise, preferably for several hours. (This dough will freeze well--you can freeze it before allowing to rise. Use within a few months. Thaw and rise at room temp for several hours.)
If using a mixer or stirring by hand, add the blended dry ingredients cup by cup to the water/ honey mixture until the dough is smooth and elastic. Cover and allow to rise as above.
When you are ready to bake, punch the dough down, then roll out on a floured surface, either thin for pizza or around a centimeter or so thick for focaccia; let rest (covered) for 10 minutes. Top accordingly. I usually bake a pizza at 450 F for around 20 minutes; focaccia will take around the same time (up to 10 minutes more) at around 400 F.
Toppings on the pictured pizza, in order of placement:
- olive oil-brushed fresh red wheat, thyme and rosemary dough
- tomato sauce (reduced stewed toms, garlic, basil, olive oil)
- peperoni
- chopped spinach and feta
- sauteed mushrooms
- mozza
- roasted garlic cloves
- thinly sliced onion
- a few dollops of herbed brie
- cherry tomatoes
- basil leaves
- drizzle of olive oil
All of the above are things that were kicking around in my fridge. Delicious? Oh, yes, particularly with a glass of tasty bordeaux and zero demands on my time for the remainder of the evening. Salud, my friends!